education of southern women.

Some believe Southerners are uneducated hillbillies. Southerners are quite learn'ed, and southern women... well there's a reason their hair is so big... it's full of knowledge.

Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:

• Drinking straight out of a can
• Not sending thank you notes
• Velvet after February
• White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day

Southern girls know the three types of school:

• Ballroom
• Ballet
• Charm

Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:

• Dewy skin
• A winning smile
• That unforgettable Southern drawl

Southern girls know their manners:

• "Yes, ma'am"
• "Yes, sir"
• "Why, no, Billy!"

Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:

• "Y'all come back!"
• "Well, bless your heart."
• "Drop by when you can."
• "How's your mother?"
• "Love your hair."

Southern girls know their summer weather report:

• Humidity
• Humidity
• Humidity

Southern girls know their three R's:

• Rich
• Richer
• Richest

Southern girls know their vacation spots:

• The beach
• The beach
• The beach

Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:

• Summer tans
• Wide brimmed hats
• Strapless sun dresses

Southern girls know everybody's first name:

• Honey
• Darlin'
• Sugah

Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:

• "Gone With the Wind"
• "Fried Green Tomatoes"
• "Driving Miss Daisy"
• "Steel Magnolias"

Southern girls know their religions:

• Baptist
• Methodist
• Football

Southern girls know the seasons:

• Recruiting
• Spring Training
• Practice
• Football
• Needlework

Southern girls know their country breakfasts:

• Red-eye gravy
• GRITS
• Country ham
• Mouth watering homemade biscuits

Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

• Charleston
• Savannah
• New Orleans
• Birmingham

Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:

• Men in uniform
• Men in tuxedos
• Rhett Butler, of course!

Southern girls know their prime real estate:

• The mall
• The country club
• The beauty salon

Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ...

• Slowly lower your eyelashes.
• Listen carefully to everything he says.
• Speak r-e-a-l slow.

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:

• Bad hair
• Bad manners
• Bad blind dates