Tuesday, May 22, 2012

little known facts 'bout Carolina.

  • Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
  • There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in North Carolina.
  • There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in North Carolina, plus a couple no one's seen before.
  • Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.
  • Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.
  • If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls; it bites.
  • A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
  • "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
  • It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
  • People actually grow and eat okra.
  • “Fixinto” is one word.
  • There ain't no such thing as "lunch". There's only dinner and then there's supper.
  • Sweet Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 2.
  • Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
  • 'Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
  • You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
  • You measure distance in minutes.
  • You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
  • You know what a 'tar heel' is.
  • You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.
  • You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
  • All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
  • You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
  • You carry jumper cables in your car... for your OWN car.
  • You know what "cow tipping" is.
  • You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete and catsup.
  • The local papers cover national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
  • You think that the first day deer season is a national holiday.
  • You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm".
  • You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
  • You know whether another North Carolinian is from east, west, or middle North Carolina as soon as they open their mouth or the barbecue they eat.
  • Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as "goin’ Wal-martin" or off to"Wally World".
  • You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean weather.
  • A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
    • Example: "What kinna coke you want?"
  • Fried Catfish is the other white meat.

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